Entering a chain pub and hoping for authenticity seems a bit of a fool
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23May
Here is the city of Pattaya, a small strip of sand and two thousand open air bars devoted to a single purpose: allowing morbidly obese American businessmen with comb-overs to penetrate the 12 year old of their choosing; Presumably having her refrain from laughter during the act is an additional fee. Amg and I are here for the Infamous drag shows, the kind of spectacle that reminds you that it takes a real man to be the perfect woman. But first… -
23May
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20May
Going to meet a friend for dinner one night some time ago, we had some trouble deciding where to go. As usual, it became a matter of geography over all else
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20May
Patience is not one of my virtues. A good MJF-impression probably involves the person standing with their arms crossed and their foot tapping, glaring at a companion in the hopes they -
18May
Thai is such a great language to be angry in. You might think that Russian is the language to pick if you
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17May
Passion fruit! Often imitated, rarely tasted! You can smell it across the room! Tongue may require intensive care afterwords! The oral equivalent of jumping into glacier water but without the detrimental size effects! Like biting into a sweet citrusy chili!
Yes, Passion fruit is bloody incredible. But here are a few other fruits I -
16May
Everyone remembers their first experience of food poisoning- the nausea, the panicked race to the bathroom, the complete body fluid evacuation (preferably on someone else
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13May
You might think that describing the concept of
