Witness the poor server at Rumors Bar and Restaurant in Farragut North. He is the only guy working the entire deck area. Customers are getting anxious and annoyed. A table of four well-dressed college kids who have been there drinking and eating for at least an hour decide it would be cool to leave without paying. He accidentally brings things to the wrong table or forgets them altogether. He thinks that things just couldn’t get any better when he finds out
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31Mar
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30Mar
Following our continued coverage of all things artificially sweet, we bring to you the news that Splenda is counter-suing the Sugar Association for claiming that Splenda isn -
30Mar
To all you hundereds of folks getting here by searching for the string ‘Freaky Rhino’ on MSN, you’ve hit the wrong spot. Perhaps you wanted this site.
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29Mar
Humans are hierarchical animals. Get on a crowded elevator and wonder who you could take. Judge an entire corporate board meeting in terms of who has the coolest hair.
Well far be it from FUD to go against Human Nature. For the next two weeks, we will be presenting the first ever
DCFUD Grades DC
We shall classify, pigeonhole, grade, rank, and rate this city till it can’t be rated no more. But we cannot be supercilious alone. We need you to submit your nominations in the comments below or to dcfud.writers@gmail.com. Have another category to suggest? Suggest it.
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- Best Place to Be a Local
- Best Bakery to Break a Diet
- Best Coffee Shop to Tell Your Boss You
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28Mar
Some go to California for the sunshine. After experiencing nearly a week of rain, I question their judgment. But if you -
28Mar
Some go to California for the sunshine. After experiencing nearly a week of rain, I question their judgment. But if you
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27Mar
The cruelty of bad takeout pizza is a terrible sight to behold. Babies crying, blood everywhere, reruns of reality TV. At least, that was the legacy of the Pizza Hut blitz of -
25Mar
‘The Happy Hooker‘ boasted that she could live on five hours of sleep a night. Perhaps I just don -
24Mar
I have always assumed that breakdancing, that lame staple of 7th grade bar mitzvah parties, was a matter of wiggling in a snazzy manner. Not so, says snh, and to prove it last night I got taken to Dragonfly for an evening of popping and locking. I still don
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23Mar
This is a good month for trying strange new drinks with questionable properties. The excellent Greek Deli on 19th Street carries Rockstar Energy Drink, which is exactly the type of beverage which must be purchased and consumed simply for the sake of blogging.
According to its its 16 oz. can, Rockstar is “enhanaced with the potent herb milk thistle” and is “scientifically formulated to speed the recovery time of those who lead active and exuasting lifestyles–from athletes to rock stars.” On the official Web site (note the clever URL), you can purchase official Rockstar merchandise, including a stylish trucker hat (my birthday is in July, in case anybody is wondering).
The president of the company is a gentleman named Russell Goldencloud Weiner. The drink smells and tastes like carbonated cough syrup. One hour after consumption, I don’t feel much like a rock star, but the rainbows are finally beginning to melt off the walls of my office, and now I feel an urge to go trash a hotel room.
This post fueled but not paid for by Rockstar Energy Drink.
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