• 29Mar

    Baltimore_2.jpgMt. Vernon has long been considered (by me at least, but I am sure other people agree) the ethnic food epicenter of Baltimore. Within three blocks there is Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Afgahni, Italian, American fusion, and a number of other different cuisines. While this may be normal for DC, it is very exciting for Baltimoreans, members of a city more known for its drug and homicide rates rather then its food.
    Dukem, an Ethiopian restaurant on 1100 Maryland Ave. is an impossibly crowded place that will definitely give the other ethnic restaurants competition. Ethiopian cuisine largely consists of interesting stews served on fluffy, pancake-like bread called injera. Generally the injera acts as the plate, and also as the method by which the food is conveyed to the mouth. One picks up some injera, scoops up some tasty lentils or lamb or beef stews, and pops the entire thing in the mouth.
    At Dukem, the best option is to get the vegetarian or meat combination platters which give a little taste of everything. Particularly delicious are the lamb wot and beef tibs among the meats, and the spicy split lentil and shiro among the veggies. The food is spicy, though the degree tends to depend more on chance then anything. However, it is delicious, authentic, and the Kenyan beer, Tusker, is also not to be missed.
    Dukem
    1100 Maryland Ave
    Baltimore, MD
    410-385-0318

  • 28Mar

    We’ve brought you DC-based bitching, Transit nerd ranting, food love, and Windy city rumors. Now, in our biggest challenge yet, Smorgasblog brings our most far-flung blog yet…from IRAQ!
    The Smorgasblog media empire and our dozen or so unpaid writers would like to welcome a new member to the family:

    PNG’d brings you the straight scoop from a highly anonymous and very funny worker in the Green Zone. Check him out.

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  • 27Mar

    slogan.gifWhile I was away, it seems Logan Circle became the happening place for restaurants. Or so the word on the street goes. High on the list of “must try” restaurants was Logan Tavern, with its reputation for home-style comfort foods, like fried chicken, mac ‘n’ cheese, and meatloaf. So, with high hopes for an 8 p.m. dinner on Saturday night, we made our way down to Logan Tavern, directly across from the Whole Foods on the corner of 14th & P St in Logan Circle — or, as the real estate agents like to call it, Dupont East.
    Logan Tavern was packed full on Saturday night. They don’t take reservations for parties of less than 6, so upon our arrival, we spent about 45 minutes at the bar, drinking down incredibly alcoholic concoctions, like a Caipirinha that was all alcohol and almost no sugar, and a blueberry mojito, which had fresh blueberries floating it in but no blueberry taste. The restaurant is mostly booths, with a few large tables in the center.
    We were seated at the front of the restaurant at a large booth. It took about 10 minutes before we were given bread and our drinks. In fact, the service throughout the evening was slow, although our waiter fully made up for it in character. The only thing our waiter had more of than tattoos were opinions, largely about the food. And, to be fair, he was right on all counts. Though we’d be recommended the “comfort foods” at Logan Tavern, we were quickly steered away. The fried chicken was, we were told, “boneless, skinless chicken breasts thrown in a deep fat fryer,” and the meatloaf was “meatloaf, like you could make at home.” Instead, he recommended we try the pork, the seafood stew, the steak, or the fish. If there’s anything we’ve learned in our year and a half of food blogging, it’s that when a waiter offers suggestions, you better listen.
    We started our meal with two appetizers, Baby Back Ribs w. Honey-Hoisin Glaze and Buffalo Shrimp w. Blue Cheese Sauce . Both were fantastic. The ribs were succulent and the meat fell off the bone, as ribs should. The buffalo shrimp were large and the buffalo sauce was mixed together with cheese, creating a think sauce that was so good we got extra bread to dip in it. Through the rest of the meal was excellent, I’d say the appetizers are by far the best food in the house. Entrees all come with salad or soup, so we each had a house salad as our second course. The salad was fine but nothing spectacular and the soup didn’t sound especially interesting.
    For dinner, I had the pork chop special, an incredibly thick pork chop served with garlic mashed potatoes and apple sauce. The pork chop was excellent, as was the mashed potatoes. The apple sauce was, well, apple sauce. There’s really not much you can do to apple sauce. I’d definitely recommend it. One of my dining companions had the Roasted Pork Loin in Sweet Asian Mustard on our waiter’s recommendation and said it was divine. The other had the Grilled Salmon, which she said was great, too, although by that point her Caipirinha and wine had left her a bit tipsy, so I wouldn’t trust her recommendations. We passed on dessert, although they looked incredible.
    The only downside to the evening was the speed the food came out. It took a very long time between ordering and the delivery of the appetizers and an equally long time between the appetizers and the main course. Once they get those wrinkles worked out, though, I can see it being an excellent neighborhood restaurant.
    Total bill for three people, including wine, two appetizers, and three mains, was about $110 before tip, not including our alcoholic concoctions before the meal.
    Logan Tavern is part of another D.C. trilogy of restaurants, eatwelldc. The other two are Merkado Kitchen, directly next door, and Grillfish, at 1200 New Hampshire Avenue.
    Logan Tavern
    1423 P St. NW
    Washington DC 20005

    -AMG

  • 22Mar

    babysatan.gifWell done to Kaz and Lockey of Australia who have just successfully created some serious baby!! As part of the future drinking Aussie population, here are my two favorite faux-alcohol drinks to get him started on. It’s never too early!
    ‘No innuendo’ banana daiquiri
    Half a mashed ripe banana
    One shot orange juice
    A tsp lemon juice
    Two tablespoons sugar
    One shot water
    Mix everything together and freeze. Fill a glass half full, and add sprite the rest of the way.
    ‘Just hanging out’ on the beach
    One shot cranberry juice
    One shot orange juice
    One shot pineapple juice
    One shot peach juice
    Mix everything and pour it over crushed ice
    Image blatently stolen from gothstuff.com

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  • 20Mar

    Water%20Buffalo%21.jpgMilk gets squirted out of a cow, whittled down to 2%, and poured into my tea. Or a bowl of cereal, or a batch of mac and cheese, but the point is, it comes from a large female cow and gets processed. But it doesn’t have to. In India, neither cow, nor processing are any part of what ends up in my Earl Grey, and it tastes fabulous. And why is that? Unpansteurized, Roamin’ Buffalo Milk.
    This stuff is lower in cholesterol, has more proteins and minerals, and more lactoferrin, lysozyme,and lactoperoxidase than cow milk. And who doesn’t want more lactoperoxidase! But the best thing about buffalo-excretion is a lower water content. Remember how good it tastes when Thai restaurants use condensed milk? Now imagine that, but thicker. Incidentally, it’s what makes Buffalo Mozzarella so nifty.
    But what about processing? Well, it isn’t, and that means that buffalo milk is so fatty and thick that you could practically stand a spoon up in it, the entire surface covered with globules like chicken soup.
    My point here is a recent realization that all Chai I’ve ever had is wrong. Real Chai is thick and rich with fatty buffalo milk, not the thin, limp-tasting white-liquid-with-cinnamon that passes at Starbucks. But no fear! Here is how to thicken your chai, buffalo-style (without a handy buffalo)
    Buffalo-esque Chai
    Mix together a piece of cushed ginger, a crushed piece of cinnamon, a tablespoon peppercorns, a teaspoon of vanilla, 6 cloves, 2 tsp cardamom, 2 whole star anise, a tsp fennel seeds, a teaspoon aniseed, and half a tsp nutmeg.
    Boil three cups of water and add 4 Assam teabags. Then add the spice mixture and simmer for 20 mins.
    Now here’s the tough part. Add 3.5 cups of cows milk. Bring everything to a boil and then immediately turn down the heat. Then bring it to a boil again, and turn it down. Repeat that maybe 3 or 4 times and the result should be just as thick and creamy as if you were swimming in buffalos.
    Sweeten it with honey, strain, and serve. Buffalo-rific

  • 17Mar

    d0067957_1419549.jpgNot to be too Martha Stewart, but how great of an idea is this: Take a rosemary branch, rip off all the needles except a little tuft at the tip, and use the leftover aromatic stick as a skewer, like for kababs or something. Isn’t that the coolest idea in the world? Alright, I thought it was cool.
    Update: Apparently everyone in the world knew this trick except for me

  • 16Mar

    C_0684833581.jpgZaf should be sending out resumes in a desperate attempt to assuage her broke-ness. As is, she’s sitting in Soho eating leftover hamentaschen (is there anything better than leftover hamentaschen?) and reading ‘Stand Facing the Stove.’
    This is a great book. It is a wordy book. It is a vastly over-researched book (10 years, says the intro). It is a loooong book. It is the story of how the Joy of Cooking, America’s first popular cookbook, was written. I am a quarter through and I’ve only just finished reading about the first writer’s great grandfather’s military service. This book manages to miss the fact that, even though it is possible to research every single breath taken by your subject during their life, you shouldn’t.
    CAANC5IJ.jpgEven so, this book rocks! And incidentally, so do the hamentaschen. Here’s the recipe I used, done in the original 1930’s Joy of Cooking style:
    ZAF Hamentaschen
    Amusingly ornamental, use these merry tart-letes to bring a degree of agreeable anarchy to a midday tea party or soirée (I swear I couldnt make this stuff up). Preheat oven to 375, then cream together:
    …… 2/3 cup butter
    …… 1/2 cup sugar

    Add
    …… 1 egg
    And either
    …… 1/4 cup orange juice
    Or
    …… 1/4 cups of water
    That has been mixed with
    …… 1 teaspoon of vanila
    Gradually add
    …… 2 cups of flour
    Mix gently, but do not kneed, then refrigerate for three hours. Roll thin using process described on P. 134 for butter cookies. Place
    …… 1 tablespoon of canned poppyseed filling
    Or
    …… 1 tablespoon of raspberry jam
    In the middle of each circle. Fold up the sides to make a triangle, Squeeze the corners tightly. Bake for about 10 minutes or until golden brown

  • 15Mar

    egypt28.jpgEvery American has said one of the following at some point:
    ‘In India , they must eat a lot of different veggie burgers, because, get this, they don’t eat cow!’
    ‘Hey, I hear the ones In Israel are Kosher’
    ‘Did you know they have wine at the ones in France! Wine!’

    It’s important to say those lines as though this was the most outrageous thing to ever happen to food, for the different items served at McDonalds in other parts of the world is the stuff of rumor and legend
    Perhaps it’s because McDonalds is such an American institution. The idea of an alternate menu is like Halloween-themed breakfast cereal. Cute, maybe even collectable, but ultimately viewed with amused condescension. Heh, those crazy French guys sure do like their wine.
    Anyway, enough philosophy. Here is the definitive list of what those insanely crazy eaters in other countries would prefer with their fries:

    What Where
    ‘Beefburgers’ (instead of using the word ‘hamburgers’) Islamic countries
    Lamb burgers India
    No Cheeseburgers Israel
    Kosher burgers Israel again, also Argentina and Brazil
    Potato flour buns Israel again
    Veggie Burgers Western Europe
    Inka cola Peru
    Poutine Canada
    Shogun burgers (pork with cabbage) Hong Kong
    Spicy McChicken Pakistan
    McChutney Burger Pakistan
    McKofta Pakistan
    Mango milkshake Also Pakistan
    Samurai Pork Burger Thailand
    McAvocado Chile
    EBI O-Fillet Japan
    Shanghai Spice Chicken Korea
    Bulgoki burgers Korea
    McOz (burger and beetroot) Australia
    Lean Beef Burger Australia
    McLobster Canada and northern US
    McKroket (deep fried potato and beef) The Neathelands
    Greek Mac Greece, Spain, Czeck Republic, and Portugal
    Baked rice burger Taiwan, China, and Singapore
    Chilled Gazpacho Spain
    McRice Malaysia
    McSoup Malaysia too
    McArabia (like a folded chicken sandwich) Singapore
    McSpaghetti. Philipines
    Burger McDo (a burger with banana ketchup) Philipines
    McShawarma More Israel
    Whole rotisserie chickens Costa Rica
    McPork All countries with a history of Mad Cow.
  • 14Mar

    sbuxlogo.jpg
    Need your morning fix? Get it for free.
    From 10 a.m. to 12 noon, Wednesday, March 15, most Starbucks will be hosting the first annual “National Coffee Break”, giving away a free tall (12 oz, or small, to the rest of the world) cup of brewed coffee. WIth 62 Starbucks in D.C., you’ve got plenty of choice. In fact, if you’re vigilant, you could probably hit up at least 15 or 20 of them during the two hours of free coffee. So go out and get your free caffiene dose!
    Link from Starbucks Gossip.

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  • 14Mar

    Maryland1.jpgWhen I dream of Brazil, which is often, I think of deep fried pastries, thick bean stew, and gorgeous dark-haired chicks in the type of clothing I’d reserve for a FUD edible body-topping test (volunteers?). So it’s unfortunate that when Churrascaria of Rockville dreams about Brazil, they think of lumps of meat heated up till they turn brown.
    A large dining room, where the décor can only be described as ‘eighties yacht club’, is the scene for this culinary oddity. For a surprisingly high price, each overawed soccer family and aging tourist gets all they can eat Braziliana: A large, lackluster buffet of cold pasta salad, canned corn, and dubious shellfish, and a hot one with traditional Brazilian fare like ‘lasagna’ and ‘oily chicken’.
    But that’s alright because the real point of this meal is Meat Lumps. They’re carried on long spits, three at a time or as whole steaks skewered through the middle. It floats by on barges, servers at the ready with knife and fork. Some of it is very nice. But the vast majority I found fatty, rubbery, and overcooked. A piece of wood painted red and green sits at each table. Green means bring on the roast beef, lamb kabab, and ribs, red means for the love of god, don’t.
    Every once in a while, conversation stops so that the servers can sing happy birthday to a giggling Midwesterner. It’s that kind of restaurant, the kind that’s only one step away from the deadly ‘hi my name is Jen and I’ll be your server tonight’. I highly recommend it if you have an aging aunt from Minnesota. She’s sure to say things like ‘cute’ and ‘exotic’. Otherwise, I’m still at a loss to figure this place out at all.
    Greenfield Churrascaria
    1801 Rockville Pike
    301 8813397

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