• 24Aug

    chicken shwarma

    Upper Crust Gourmet (a Mediterranean cafe) in Ballston has a new Chef and has started serving house made chicken shwarma daily–they have the necessary rotisserie . The new Chef (Jimmy) is Egyptian, and the (very personable) Manager (Maher) is Middle Eastern as well. The rice was cold, but I was ok with that.

    I had the shwarma today and enjoyed it. I ordered it as a platter…and really enjoyed the spicy condiment they included. They add a bunch of little garnishes and touches–often they even give you a little fruit or feta cheese on the plate with whatever you order (as you can see below).

    spinach quiche

    Jimmy has been making other new dishes…including one to three quiches a day (Sunday was spinach, quiche Lorraine and broccoli). He also makes a good koshary, an Egyptian pasta dish with lentils and fried onions–an occasional special.

    And, they serve Illy coffee…good stuff.

    I’ll admit that I have been sitting on this recommendation a while, since they needed to get the (new) restaurant/cafe working smoothly…but with a new (and very good) chef…it’s time to share this one.

    Upper Crust Gourmet
    100 N. Randolph St.
    Arlington, VA 22201
    703-243-7400

    Open for breakfast, lunch, and until 8pm daily (Sundays they sometimes close at 7 or 7:30).  They have outdoor seating, wine/beer and are working on a webpage.

    -JAY


  • 06Aug

    In my inbox:

    -JAY
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    Hi JAY,

    Hope you’ve been enjoying your summer—and have been able to make it out to a Silver Diner to check out their Fresh and Local menu!

    We have a really exciting Facebook promotion launching on Friday August 6th that I thought you might be interested in. To help other people get a chance to try out the new Fresh & Local menu you tried at our event, Silver Diner is offering everyone who “likes” them on Facebook a $10 off coupon. We tried to keep it nice and simple, “like” Silver Diner on Facebook, enter your email address into the form and get your coupon emailed to you once we reach 5,000 fans.

    And, when a fan redeems their coupon they can sign up for the Eat Well, Do Well rewards program, which donates a portion of Silver Diners profits to support local school lunch and fitness programs. In fact, Eat Well Do Well is getting ready to make a big donation this fall, $30,000 to area schools during Farm to School Week!

    We would love if you could help us out and let your readers at DC Fud know about the promotion! It will be going live at www.facebook.com/SilverDiner on Friday.

  • 05Aug

    In my inbox.

    -JAY

    ————
    Café Saint-Ex Hosts Exciting Labor Day Celebration with Pig Roast and Live Bluegrass Music

    Mid-City Neighborhood Restaurant Shuts Down the Street for Energetic Labor Day Festivities Including Eco-Friendly Foods Pig Roast and Live Bluegrass Music

    Café Saint-Ex is shutting down T Street in Mid-City to host an exciting Labor Day Street Party complete with a charity pig roast and live bluegrass music on Monday, September 6 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. to raise money for the local Fillmore Arts Center. The community will come together to enjoy a whole smoked pig from Eco-Friendly Foods and live bluegrass tunes from Amanda Murphy and the Lost Indians. The public is invited to join Café Saint-Ex’s Labor Day festivities while supporting local arts. In addition to the live music and food, kids can gather at the interactive arts zone where they can help paint panels painted by Peter Chang of No Kings Collective.

    Patrons will enjoy typical cook-out favorites with a Café Saint-Ex twist including a delicious pulled pork sandwich, homemade potato salad and fresh coleslaw for $10, and an interesting selection of beers including Peroni, Batch 19 and Blue Moon. All proceeds will directly benefit Fillmore Arts Center, DC public school arts program that provides in-depth arts education for more than 2,300 local public school children.

    · Café Saint-Ex
    · Eco-Friendly Foods
    · Fillmore Arts Center

    Monday, September 6, 2010
    11 a.m. – 5 p.m.

    Café Saint-Ex (and along T Street)
    1847 14th Street NW
    Washington, DC 20009

  • 26Jul

    Pics by LMB

    Fresh off its World Cup win, Spain is again victorious as Estadio, the Spanish-themed restaurant from the team that brought us Proof, opened last week, to great fanfare.  Chef Haidad Karoum, proprietor Mark Kuller, Bar Manager Adam Bernbach, and Wine Director Sebastian Zutant, pooled their talents to create a Spanish-themed restaurant blessed by D.C.s own Spanish son, Jose Andres, who offered guidance as Kuller planned his trip with Chef Karoum to the motherland in preparation for this venture.

    The menu includes tapas, pintxos (the Basque version of tapas-sized portions often served on a cocktail stick), and small sandwiches (bocadillos).  The bar features Spanish and Argentine wines, sangrias, and a Spanish, alcoholic version of the very American slushie, affectionately dubbed “slushitos” by Bernbach.

    On the restaurant’s first night, despite a downpour during peak serving hours, the room was relatively full, and the consensus seemed to be that the food was fabulous but that the service was slow and confused.  My experience certainly reflected that:  the octopus with potato caper salad was meltingly tender, the jamon wrapped fig with cabrales and marcona almond was the perfect combination of sweet and salty, tender and crunchy (though I wish it had lasted longer than just one bite), and the sauteed chorizo picante bocadillo was flavorful and smokey although the bread, which was made in-house, was unremarkable.   I sat at the bar of the open kitchen, and watched the calm but methodical work of the staff, with Chef Karoum checking, plating, and making notes.  My waiter, while providing spot-on recommendations, didn’t return after my food was delivered until the cooks were scrubbing the grill, leaving me yearning for a few more morsels.  Even worse, by the time I arrived, the slushitos had run out, apparently after the restaurant had gone through four batches of the nectar.

    Over the weekend, on my second trip to this 14th street hotspot, the place was past capacity, with servers and managers and even the chef having to jockey among waiting patrons to move through the room.  Estadio does not take reservations for parties of less than 6, unless you want to eat between 5 and 6pm, and every arriving guest was quoted (by a very calm, pleasant and patient hostess) a wait time of at least one and a half hours.  Because there are many more tables for two, and several large parties had made reservations that night, my group of four waited about an hour and forty minutes to be tapped for a table, but luckily, in the interim, we had secured bar seats, and happily chatted with the bartenders as we sampled the menu’s offerings.  This time, I got my slushito (a creation made up of quince, paprika, lemon, sherry and scotch) while my friend opted for the strawberry, lime, tarragon, campari and gin version.  After the first sip, we both reacted hesitantly—the herb in each drink hits you a little too strongly at first.  But after a few more sips, we simultaneously acknowledged that the drink grew on us, perhaps as we got accustomed to the taste of spice/herb in our drink.  However, we both opted for the Tinto de Verano (Red Wine and Lemon Soda) for our second drink (the drink I had to console myself with on my first visit when the slushitos were 86ed), and that was a clear hit from start to finish.  Next time, however, I may have to try one of the porro, a pitcher filled with wine which you tip directly into your mouth – no glass required.

    Once our drinks were secured, we were able to turn to the food.  Sadly, the octopus was not available that night, so we opted for squid a la plancha (grilled on a metal plate).  The squid was smoky and slightly chewy, and while it didn’t quite rise to the delicacy of the octopus, it drew fans among my friends.  We ordered a selection of cheeses which came with a piece of house-made bread, a square of quince, and a delightfully sugary date, and some chorizo, thinly sliced and simply served on a wooden board with a piece of bread as well.  We each ordered the jamon wrapped fig (which I had been thinking about since my previous visit) and added a second pintxo, a chorizo, manchego, and pistachio crusted quince bite.  The sweet quince, tart manchego, and smoky, meaty chorizo proved a delicious combination.  The heirloom tomato salad was simple (with red onion in a vinaigrette) but exploded with flavor and freshness.  The roasted hen of the woods mushrooms (known as maitake in Japan, not sure they are actually found in Spain) had a strong char which brought out the hearty, earthy flavor.  And finally (and unnecessarily), we ordered the hanger steak, described as coming with “crushed potatoes and mojo verde.”  The steak was perfectly acceptable—well cooked and thickly sliced, but the small streak of essentially mashed potato was unremarkable and frankly rather pitiful.  In comparison to the other uniquely delicious, perfectly executed, and incredibly composed dishes, the steak was unmemorable.  But if that’s Estadio’s worst offense, it’s in for a long, smooth, successful ride.

    In addition to the food and drink, the décor itself is getting a great deal of buzz.  Not only does the space boast reclaimed timber, wrought iron details, and a large concrete bar, but the murals throughout, including a cheeky one featuring shirtless soccer players in the women’s restroom (as well as the photos of newly, secretly married Spanish actors Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz, each on the door of the gender appropriate restroom), are sure to leave diners atwitter.

    Estadio, 1520 14th St. NW, is open for dinner at 4pm every night and hopes to offer brunch in the fall.

    -LMB

  • 25Jul

    I’ve kvetched before about Atlanta’s paltry selection of proper coffee shops, particularly in areas I want to frequent. Since last writing, I have stopped going to Outwrite due to several encounters with phenomenally rude/incompetent staff and management, in addition to a growing impatience with searching endlessly for parking to drink expensive, crappy coffee in the name of people-watching.

    I’ve also discovered Inman Perk, a real gem in a not-quite-there mixed-use-type development on Highland Ave. The coffee’s good, as are the pastries, and there’s plenty of seating inside. Free wifi and a large library of random books to borrow add to the appeal. I even got enough stamps on my ‘frequent flier’ card to splurge on a large coffee frap, which was like a Frappacino but a bit milkier, and not quite as super-sweet. Works for me! The foot traffic outside Inman Perk is hit-or-miss…a fair number of shirtless joggers provide eye candy, and the occasional mess pouring itself out of Fritti or Parish can entertain, but Highland is no Riverwalk. On the upside, you can get your drinks to go and then sit in the nearby park, which has a manmade lake complete with frogs, koi and yuppies with puppies.

    Surprisingly, the sidewalk traffic is actually a touch more amusing at Drip, a small (somewhat unfortunately named) coffee shop in the severely under-developed planned development at Glenwood. The sidewalk seating is limited to a few metal tables and chairs which reach backside-searing temperatures in the afternoon sun, but does look out onto the development’s bocce court and surroundings, often occupied by the out-spill of surrounding bars and dubious Mexican restaurant. I’ve seen wedding photo shoots, apparent guerrilla cookouts, and various mid-day drunks arguing the rules of a game they’ve clearly never seen before. I’ve also see drab lunch-breaking yuppies yammering on crackberries, and spent time on my own laptop taking advantage of the free wifi. The coffee at Drip is good – the French press quite so – but expensive. The $2 iced tea, on the other hand, comes with free refills. The food I’ve had has been good, but also pricey – I recall an $8 or so sandwich, and a $5 pastry thingey. They also have Morelli’s ice cream, which I do know to be delicious.

    Advantage? Drip, because I can walk to it. I’d probably spend more time at Inman Perk if it was local, but its actual advantages are outweighed by my desire to not drive more than absolutely necessary. Especially when I haven’t had any coffee.

    – MAW

    Drip
    928 Garrett St SE Ste B
    Atlanta, GA, 30316-6834

    Inman Perk
    240 North Highland Ave.
    Suite H
    Atlanta, GA 30307

  • 20Jul

    On a recent trip to the Jersey Shore, I thought I had done my research, thanks to Snookie, Pauly D, the Situation, and friends, but I was caught unawares by the culinary popularity of one particular local specialty:  Pork Roll.

    An article in a local magazine tipped me off to the treat.  I soon learned that a “jersey breakfast” is a breakfast sandwich of pork roll, egg and cheese.  Since the words “pork” and “breakfast” always go well together, it didn’t take much to convince me to try this exotic new food.

    But it was lunchtime by that point.  So I headed to the boardwalk and ordered a porkroll sandwich.  I was asked whether I wanted “white” or “yellow” cheese with it (I chose white, assuming that involved fewer chemicals and less processing, but have no evidence for that theory).

    The sandwich came on a non-descript white sandwich roll with four slices of grilled, circular meat, and a melted slice of said white cheese.  The meat reminded me of Oscar Mayer bologna in its thin, perfect circularity, but the meat itself, flecked with white bits throughout, more closely resembled Spam.

    So cautiously, and slightly disdainfully, I took a bite.   The sandwich was delicious–like a souped up ham and cheese.  The meat was salty and flavorful and was perfectly balanced by the subtle melted warmth of the unidentifiable cheese.  I had to know more.

    So I went to the local Stop and Shop.  There I discovered sliced pork roll in the sandwich meat section, packaged similarly to the other sandwich meats.   Then I went to the refrigerated section and found entire logs of pork roll, in various sizes—1, 1.5, and 3 pound logs about 4 inches in diameter, wrapped in muslin cloth and then sealed in plastic.

    I picked up the 1 lb version and happily marched home.  Over dinner with several local New Jersey-ites that night, I learned more about this mysterious item.  Apparently, it’s referred to as “Taylor Ham” in North Jersey and “Pork Roll” in the South Jersey/Philly area.  My friends recalled eating it either pan-fried or grilled for breakfast, and on a sandwich of white bread and mayo for lunch.

    The next morning, I took the locals advice, and pan fried some of the newly purchased roll.  I sliced each piece, scored the edges to prevent it from curling up, and dropped it in the sizzling pan.  In the meantime, we toasted the rolls with cheese (we used yellow American singles to re-create the authentic experience), scrambled some eggs, rested them gingerly on the other side of the bread, and placed the browned meat atop the sandwich.  After our first breakfast sandwiches, we each decided we needed a second one.  That was a mistake. We spent the rest of the day digesting on the beach.

    After this anecdotal and experiential data, I was curious to find out how this product came to be.  I learned that the meat, perhaps based on an earlier product called “packed minced ham,” was first introduced by John Taylor of Trenton, New Jersey in the 1850s.  The item’s popularity was immediate and several competitors sprung up quickly.  Taylor sued one company for trademark infringement, but the courts ruled against him.  The official name is John Taylor’s Pork Roll, and the ingredients include Pork, Salt, Sugar, Spices, Lactic Acid Starter Culture and Sodium Nitrite.

    The delicacy has garnered countless admirers.  There is a facebook page dedicated to the product.  In the music world, Neil “Porkroll” Taylor fronts a band called The Porkroll Project.  And alternative rock band Ween’s 1991 album The Pod included a track entitled “Pork Roll Egg and Cheese.”

    I’ve since left the beach, and memories of the salty, meaty treat are starting to fade.  But as luck would have it, I might be able to experience this treat again.  1789’s  chef Dan Giusti recently tweeted that he “will attempt to make New Jersey’s famous Taylor’s Pork Roll….god’s work.”   Agreed, Chef, agreed.

    -LMB

  • 13Jul

    Madhatter:

    They used good ingredients but didn’t know what to do with them.  Grill, pan fry or deep fry the hotdog so that it has a snappy skin! And,  think you chose the wrong type of hot dog since texturally it was like bologna.  They said they use the same ones Ben’s Chili Bowl does but if so, they should carry the half smoke. Mustard goes underneath other things like sauerkraut and onions (rookie mistake) or you will have a yellow chin and face. And, don’t tell me the salad has vinaigrette and then give me CREAMY vinaigrette; it isn’t the same thing. Also, they had things on the menu that they no longer serve.

    Best Cellars in Clarendon:

    I don’t care if there is a tree or an elephant in front of your window; if you put wine in the window that you intend to sell, I assume you don’t understand that the heat and sunlight will affect the wine adversely, and it undermines your reputation/identity.  The perception of wine ignorance is what is important here – we aren’t going to stand in your window for 3 hours and see how warm we get before buying your wine. ;)

    Hard Times Cafe Clarendon:

    What is the use of having a downstairs bar…if there are 4 people frying wings back there so the waitress doens’t have room on that side? Makes it difficult to get service.  Kitchens are for cooking – bars are for serving. 

    Northside Social:

    Please wrap the loaves of bread in paper or plastic or have them in a large see through container.  The loaves are just sitting there on an actual shelf…drying out, and gathering dust.  I love that you carry fresh bread…please store it properly, and I’ll buy some.

    -JAY

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  • 09Jul

    It’s sweltering outside. And at the Columbia Room, the exclusive speakeasy tucked away in the back of the popular bar the Passenger, created by brothers Derek and Tom Brown, it’s sweltering as well.

    Patrons entering brother Derek’s lair for an evening of his Chef Series, are greeted by Brown’s welcoming, and slightly apologetic, manner—as he explains that the HVAC guy has been out several times to no avail.  So fans emanate a bit of cool air, and Brown offers a block of ice at one point to help cool us off. 

    But the heat is only a momentary distraction from the focus of the night.  Tonight’s guest chef is Nicholas Stefanelli of Bibiana, who was recently awarded the Rising Culinary Star of the Year honors at the Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington awards.  The combination of Brown and Stefanelli creates its own heat.  Among tonight’s diners are Washington Post Food Section editor Joe Yonan, as well as food bloggers Amanda McClements of Metrocurean, and Carol Blymire.

    Brown, as always, creates an ambiance replete with both calm, relaxed enjoyment and anticipatory excitement.  The pace is leisurely, although the staff of two in addition to Brown, and Chef Stefanelli, are clearly working busily throughout the night.

    Tonight is the second in the chef series that Brown has created – inviting several local chefs (including RJ Cooper, recently departed from Vidalia, and announcing plans to open his own place, Pigtails) to create meals for which Brown will create cocktail pairings.  In an amusing twist, for the final of the three courses, Brown prepares the food, while the chef du jour will create the drink.

    Pics by LMB

    Despite the lack of an oven, Chef Stefanelli creates outstanding, although modestly portioned, food.  The first course, cobia tartare with squid ink sorbet and nepitella (an herb from Rome described as something between oregano and mint) is flavorful and refreshing, with a slight bite of green chile.

    Brown pairs this course with his Corpse Reviver Number 2 creation: a gin based drink with Cocchi Americano, cointreau, lemon juice, a bit of absinthe and finished with a brandied cherry on a metallic toothpick that causes some admiration among the patrons.

    The next course, a “tasting of pork,” is a plate of porcine delicacies accompanied by foccaccia studded with pancetta and taleggio. The plate includes testa (the Italian word for head) with mustard and dill—a pate like creation that Stefanelli made with pork jowl, as well as a few other delicious pork cuts: culatello, speck, lardo, pork crackling, and a pickled cippolini onion.

    Brown pairs his Bourbon Lancer with this dish: Bourbon, champagne, sirop de gomme (a simple syrup to which gum arabic has been added), aromatic bitters, lemon peel, and another brandied cherry.

    We move from the banquette to the bar for our final course—the one where each master enters the others’ domain.  Brown creates a pistachio flavored whipped cream, accompanied by honeyed yogurt with pistachios, and white peach slices.  Stefanelli presents a tall green creation comprised of pistachio milk, fennel liqueur and green chartreuse.  Each offers a nod to his own craft—Brown’s cream has an alcoholic tinge, while Stefanelli’s drink is thick and sweet and creamy—definitely a dessert in a glass.

    Before we leave, Chef Stefanelli pours us a shot of blueberry infused grappa—smooth, sweet, and distinctively blueberry in flavor.   And on the way out, we leave the sophisticated elegance of this room and enter an entirely different world as we stop for a beer and a half-smoke at the main bar, and learn of LeBron’s choice.  By the end of the night, we have had two entirely different experiences.  All without having to find another parking space.

    -LMB

  • 06Jul

    Found this on Craigslist.org.

    -JAY

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    Restaurant Writers – no food restrictions (D.C., Crystal City, Bethesda)


    Date: 2010-07-06, 1:11PM EDT
    Reply to: job-awkvh-1828396460@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


    i-SPY hospitality provides mystery shopping services for restaurants in Wash D.C., NYC, Philadelphia, and Atlantic City, NJ.

    We are looking for restaurant “shoppers” in the D.C. and surrounding areas, with superior WRITING and MEMORY skills and the ability to follow succinct instructions, and an interest in DINING OUT.

    To be considered, you must have NO diet restrictions (food or alcohol) whatsoever (sorry, no vegetarians).

    You MUST be flexible dining in D.C., Bethesda, MD and Northern VA.

    You MUST be able to commit to at least ONE meal per month.

    You MUST be comfortable writing, in a professional, grammatically correct manner.

    Our shoppers are reimbursed for dinner for two, plus paid $15.

    Following the meal they are required to write about 3 to 4 pages of narrative, which takes about 2.5 hours, and due within 24 hours.

    Potential shoppers are required to fill out an application on our website http://ispy4u.net/shoppers.htm AND an Independent Contractor’s Agreement, which you will be forwarded after we receive your online application.

    We are having training meals 7/22 and 7/23 in D.C. to determine if candidates are a match; candidates will be introduced to the process, provided a writing sample of what is expected and then asked to write a sample narrative after the meal, due within 24 hours of our meal.

    The following is what makes a successful mystery shopper?
    1. Superior retention and writing skills.
    2. Ability to pay strict attention to detail.
    3. Follows instructions.
    4. Enjoys personal interaction in a social setting.
    5. Reliable to follow through on committed assignments.

    marc kravitz
    i-SPY hospitality audit services
    ispy4u.net

    marc@ispy4u.net

    • Location: D.C., Crystal City, Bethesda
    • Compensation: $15
    • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
    • Please, no phone calls about this job!
    • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

       
       

    PostingID: 1828396460

  • 01Jul
    Free Candy Van

    I mean, who can say no to free candy?

    Food writer Jacquelynn D. Powers recently listed  6 food trends she wants to see disappear in an article for The Daily Beast. For the most part, she’s pretty spot-on on identifying the most notorious offenders  - bacon overload is indeed a slippery slope, folks - and sliders are appearing on more menus than buffalo wings in the `90s.

    But when she declares ”Food Trucks Drive Me Crazy” because they’re expanding in hip, dynamic cities, and possibly gumming up New York City’s already gummed-up traffic, I have to wonder if she has ever stepped her foodie foot in the shoes of the average D.C. office drone, like, frankly, me. Walk a mile in my shoes, Powers, and see if you aren’t BEGGING for a food truck by the 1000ft marker.

    Had I paid a bit more attention to societal trends in my youth, I doubt that I would have majored in Mass Communications with the intent of working in radio and television. Had I realized how much it would suck moving town-to-town, up-and-down the dial WKRP-style, I would have followed my aunt’s wishes and gone to business school. Had I overruled my city-fearing mom, I’d have used my savings from my childhood weekly allowance to buy dozens of the Dollar Houses that  I *KNEW* would be worth millions one day, making me Baltimore’s youngest, most adorable slumlord. Had I realized how much I’d like helping a future girlfriend study for medical school, I would have followed my grandmother’s wishes and been a doctor. Had I realized how ridiculously well-connected my uncle was on the Hill, I’d have become yet-another DC policy lawyer with a blog, a BMW, an expense account and at least one hot Russian spy mistress.  However, I didn’t realize a damned thing other than Mass Communications is the easiest major you can possibly have short of ”Mime for the Vision Impaired” and still get a Bachelor of Science degree from an accredited university. It gave me the job skills to be one hell of a morning show deejay – if people still listened to the radio – and how to wear a suit while on-camera so that it doesn’t bunch up around the shoulders. Sadly, that’s a lesson I could have learned by simply renting Broadcast News and saving $10,000 in student loans.

    My point? I am not a high-falutin’ big shot lawyer, doctor, real estate developer or business expert that can afford to dine in the District’s many high-end lunch establishments on the client’s dime. Chances are, you aren’t, either. I’m a standard Government drone - a cog in the not-terribly-well-oiled machine that runs D.C. - and I have neither the money nor the three hours to kill to eat at places I can’t pronounce. I get about 30 minutes to either stand in line at a McDonald’s, a Potbelly, or a Weigh-and-Pay; drown my over-developed taste buds with over-salted salad dressing on an under-flavored salad; and then scurry back to the office before my over-paid, under-qualified bosses yell at my near-tardiness. So excuse the hell outta me if I want a little variety in my life, and the easiest way I can achieve a temporary sense of dining Nirvana is to eat a Cuban sandwich perfectly prepared in the back of a big white truck that could have been hauling plumbing supplies a couple of years earlier for all I know.

    The District has been a little slow to hop on the big city food truck ride, but now that we’re on it, why stop? A quick look at the Washington Post’s new food truck’s Twitter aggregator shows a pretty decent sampling of wheel-based dining options. Tacos. Pizza. Subs. Indian food with a kickin’ soundtrack. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. OK, maybe Powers has a point about the overpopulation of cupcake outlets, but at least these are GOOD cupcakes. But the main issue is this: for those of us unwashed masses who yearn to eat free, getting ethnic foods and sweet treats from the backs of trucks serve as welcome respite to the otherwise mind-numbing lack of variety and flavor we’d otherwise endure. Not to get too NRA on ya, but they’ll get my food trucks when they pry my cold dead fingers from their bumpers.

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    Since this is more of a rant than an actual review, I’ll simply say that the Cubans from El Floridano; Curbside’s Cookies and Cream, Orange Dreamsicle and Sweetbites’s Pina Colada cupcakes; DCSlice’s pies and Fojol’s whimsical sense with buttered chicken and basmati rice are all pretty WHAMMY!-worthy. Mad I missed your favorite truck? Tell them to drive to L’Enfant Plaza and ask for good ole’ Five. Interested in a new dining truck idea? Drop me a line. I have thoughts.

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    –RAY