Pour some syrup on me!

I've met Jon Wye many times over the last couple of years at DC area street festivals, where he sells his crafted belts and buckles. He is friendly and fun to talk to. I recently found a sticker with his website address around my place, and revisited the site. He has some great food-related items!

I am drawn to the Waffle, Coffee, Cherry Pie, and Rooster (aka C*ck) buckles. The latter reminds me of Sriracha Hot Sauce, which I've heard referred to as "red hot c*ck sauce" by a friend of mine in Seattle, and yeah, she did have a bit of a potty mouth.

The Homemaker belt seems like a good match for the pie, coffee, and waffle buckles, and the Farmer Boy belt seems like good match for the rooster, waffle, and pie buckles, but solid color belts would work as well.

Jon has a way with describing his items:

"Waffle belt buckle with two pats of butter. For men or women who wish they could pour syrup on their crotch all day long but are prevented by social convention."