• 21May

    brownie.bmpLast weekend I was asked to bring dessert to a party and I had neither the time, money nor inclination to make much of an effort.
    So I dredged out of my memory an old ruse I had used before and was amazed at how good they were. Brownie cookies. Cookies out of a doctored box of brownie mix.

    They are really cheap – a box of mix makes a ton of cookies – or at least several dozen and costs about $2, plus the trivial cost of the rest of the ingredients. Best of all they make a grown-up kind of cookie. Mildly chocolaty, moist, crisp at the edges yet chewy in the middle, not overly sweet, and rather versatile, (more about that later). Don’t use the recipe on the box. Here’s the technique:

    Brownie Cookies

    1 large box fudge brownie mix. Brand doesn’t matter but should run about 19-21 oz
    2 large eggs lightly beaten
    1/4 cup oil (not olive – I used canola)
    3 TB water – may need a drop more or not
    1/4 cup flour (essential)

    • Preheat oven to 350
    • Dump everything together in a large bowl. Mix until smooth. If it has some dry mix still, add a tiny drop more water. Dough will be like a thickish, stretchy batter – not clumpy like regular cookie double. That’s fine
    • Line flat cookie sheet with baking (parchment) paper. You can get this at any grocery store where they have foil and plastic wrap, or sometimes in the baking or even the gadgets aisle.
    • With a teaspoon drop a 1/2 dollar sized dollop of mix. It will spread after a minute into a nice circle. These cookies REALLY spread in the oven so give them room.
    • Bake about 10 minutes until edges are very slightly browner than the rest of the cookie. That may not happen but 10 or 11 minutes seems about right.
    • When they come out of the over let them sit a moment on the cookie sheet to firm as they will be delicate, and then carefully remove to a wire rack to cool completely.

    They make a prefect round flattish circle and have a very flat bottom. This makes them good to eat but also good to fill! Make your own Oreos with vanilla icing (canned or your own) between the cookies, or even better, ice cream sandwiches. Just put a small scoop of ice cream between two cookies and freeze on a sheet until firm!

    -This is a guest blog by longtime fudder MHF. Thanks mom!

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  • 18May

    dish-sweeteners.jpeFud’s obsession with Splenda is a beautiful thing, especially on dry news days when we can’t be bothered to, you know, write anything real.
    But if you thought we were ridiculous, check out Dr. Janet Starr Hull’s book: Splenda®: Is It Safe Or Not?.
    Now, no one gives something a title like that if the answer is “why yes, yes it is, completely harmless. Sorry to cause the fuss”. But this book doesn’t stop there, it promises to save your children from toxins, and identify the cause of ‘vague health symptoms that puzzle your doctor’. I deeply suspect it will also walk your dog, reconcile you with your ex, and make your teenage son love you again.
    It’s only deep into the website that the true oddness pops up- Hull is a Saccarine fan! Yes, despite the ‘misleading report 20 years ago’ that it causes cancer, Saccarine and not Splenda is the answer to all your problems. In case you didn’t get the picture, she advocates you to use the packet’s color coding: Yellow(Splenda) means caution, whereas the happy pink of Sween n’ Low means sweet safety!
    Yet, this is only the second book that our good doctor has published. Her first one is “Sweetpoison“, a book on the dangers of Aspartame (NutraSweet). its description is surprisingly similar.
    I can’t help feeling like maybe Dr. Hull, who lists her qualifications as “.. Licensed Certified Nutritionist, certified fitness professional, author and aspartame victim”, should maybe be taken with a grain of salt.

  • 17May

    angelinasfrontweb.jpg
    All this Mary Prankster talk inspired me to grab some friends and run up to the Land Of Pleasant Living and eat a genuine Maryland-style crabcake. Much like the beloved-yet-retired Mlle. Prankster, we ignored the Blue Skies Over Dundalk last night and headed straight to Angelina’s in the Hamilton neighborhood. Angelina’s has been on the short list of top crabcake joints in the region for years. The place has won Best Crabcake Awards from many of the Baltimore-area critics, and in Charm City, that’s more important than a lobbyist’s Blackberry.
    Long-time owner Robert Bufano sold the restaurant in 2005, and the new owners swore that they would maintain Angelina’s high standards. They definitely maintained Angelina’s high prices. Crabcakes are seldom cheap, usually about $14 for a sandwich and $25 or so for a two-8oz cake platter. That’s the going rate for the crabcakes found at G&M, Gunning’s, Olive Grove and Timbuktu near BWI Airport, the current gold standards for Baltimore crabcakes. Angelina’s charges “market price” of $22 for the sandwich, $30 for a two 5 oz. cake platter, and $40 for two 8 oz. cake platters.
    That’s a damned expensive market. Like, that market makes Wegman’s, Balducci’s and the Gucci Giant in Potomac look like a bargain. But in the search of le crabcake parfait, no price is too high.
    I was more wrong than Jessica Simpson at a spelling bee. The $29 Steak and Cake Combo seemed the best deal – an 8oz filet, a 5oz crabcake, and a couple of side items. For that kind of money, I was expecting a transcendent marriage of delicate crab, Old Bay and non-intrusive, yet unique filler. What I got was a dried-out piece of fishnet that happened to have some crab and boiled carrots in it. It had all the taste and consistency of a musty dish sponge. The filet, while cooked to the proper requested temperature of medium-rare, was barely above room temperature and had no discernible taste. The side items of wild rice and green beans were lousy, at best, and tasted like they just emerged from a can or boil-in-bag. The only saving grace of the meals was the above-average Maryland Crab Soup, but $4 soup ain’t savin’ no $29 meal in Balmer, hon.
    All of us who schlepped up to Baltimore from the District had the same complaints. The service, while friendly enough, was slower than a little kid trying to tell a long story. It took over an hour to get our entrees, and 30 minutes to get soup. We were the only diners in the restaurant, save for two lone women in search of a late snack. I wish I could say it was just a bad night at the restaurant, but the empty dining room, lousy food and an outdated website hawking their mail-order crabcake business more than the restaurant itself, indicates that Angelina’s best days are behind them.


    10 Whammies! out of 355. 3 Whammies! were awarded to the 3 cups of good Maryland Crab Soup, and 7 Whammies! were awarded to my courageous friends who survived this crap. The 355 potential Whammies! represent our bill, not including gas, tolls and the overall general feeling we shoulda gone to the Old Ebbitt Grill.

  • 16May

    hmr_tvd_maccheese_z.jpeAnd Mary Prankster isn’t the only one. M writes to us asking:

    Hi,
    Any recommendations on a place to get great mac and cheese here in D.C.?
    Thanks!

    Some people really like the Mac and Cheese at Logan Tavern at Logan Circle, Rocklands has it as a side, and I’d be surprised if The Diner in Adams Morgan didn’t, too.
    But you don’t have to take my word, the experts at Chowhound suggest:

    • Florida Avenue Grill
    • Henry’s
    • Lobby cafeteria/cafe at the NEA HQ at 16th & M

    These are folks who take their cheesy carbs seriously.
    Other options include B. Smiths at Union Station, who will give it to you as a main if you ask nicely. The Soul Vegetation Restaurant has a non-dairy version. If you’re willing to trek out to Baltimore, SoBo Cafe has it as an appetizer or a main.
    Kraft not cutting it? Zola’s does it with Lobster, and Equinox at Farragut Square cooks it up with with black truffles.

  • 12May

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    Cupcakes have become a national pastime, thanks in part to the now famous Magnolia Bakery. But where, oh where, can you find a good cupcake in DC? Have no fear — the cupcake craze is already well underway in D.C.
    Todd Kliman takes on the subject in his

    weekly chat over at Washingtonian and resurrects an old battle topic, Cakelove. Kliman’s feelings are that true cupcake seekers should “Forget Cakelove — they’re crumbly and dry, with a too-thick layer of buttercream frosting.” Instead, he sends them in the direction of Georgetown’s Baked and Wired. We haven’t yet made it there, but the articles and pictures make it look delicious.

    DCist, in fact, gave Baked and Wired just an honorable mention, awarding top prize to Falls Church-based Le Cupcake and second place to Reeves Bakery on G Street.
    We’ve yet to reach our own conclusion and, as such, we turn it over to you, loyal readers. Who really does have the best cupcakes in D.C.?

  • 11May

    Venutisnew.jpeI don’t miss Boston- it’s cold and wet and the pizza is too expensive. And everyone looks like Abercrombie went shopping at Hot Topic with mom’s credit card. But it is a very pretty city. What does this have to do with DC? Well, just half an hour from our outskirts is an area that looks suspiciously like Boston, minus the Urban Outfitters. I am, of course, talking about historic Frederick, MD, where I recently had some of the best Pasta of my Life.
    This is a pretty pretty town- civil war houses, lots of restaurants, quaint storefronts; my god, why haven’t I spent every weekend since I moved to DC in Frederick? And best of all, it’s home to Venuti’s Restaurant. Like Frederick, the inside is just so damn pretty. Wooden floors, nice looking bar, big plate window overlooking (admittedly) nothing much.
    The service here was snail-slow, at least half an hour to order the an Australian Shiraz, and another half an hour to place an order, even though we were practically the only people there. The Shiraz was boring, but the wait for the food was worth it- I had penne with a crazy alcoholic red sauce. I’m telling you, this was a Zen tomato experience. These tomatoes were like eating distilled, red, squishy happiness. My dining partners were less thrilled with their pasta with sweet sausage.
    Anyway, I highly suggest this place if you have a lot of time on your hands/a chick to impress. I mean, really, any excuse to get to Frederick.

  • 10May

    strawberry s.jpg…and I am not talking about that silly doll from the 80’s either. I was down in Southeastern Virginia last weekend and stumbled across an amazing farm with HUGE produce selection. They had fresh strawberries picked right off their farm, and I felt compelled to pick up a quart without an idea of what to do with them.
    I got home, stared at the berries for a bit, and realized that it was time to crank out my moms favorite Strawberry Shortcake recipe – it’s easy, fresh and takes only 10 minutes to put together:
    Enjoy:
    The What:
    2 cups flour
    4 teaspoons baking powder
    ½ teaspoon salt
    2 teaspoons sugar
    ¾ cup milk
    ¼ cup butter
    The How:

    • Mix dry ingredients, sift twice, work in butter with tips of fingers, and add milk gradually.
    • Toss on floured board, divide in two parts.
    • Pat, roll out, and bake twelve minutes in a hot oven in buttered Washington pie or round layer cake tins.
    • Split, and spread with butter.
    • Sweeten strawberries to taste, place on back of range until warmed, crush slightly, and put between and on top of Short Cakes
  • 10May

    sangria_main.jpeOne of the smartest things I ever did was convince six of my closest friends, all of whom know much more about food and wine than I do, into coming over to make dinner one night about a year ago. Rather than preparing dishes in advance, everyone brought their own ingredients and we all cooked together. (This was mostly a selfish move on my part–I wanted to learn how to make these dishes, not just eat them, but it turns out that cooking together is so much more fun anyway. Plus, you have help when you need it, and freshly prepared food when you sit down to eat.)
    Anyway, that’s my Supper Club. I’ll be talking about it a lot. There are ten of us now, and usually three of us bring wine and champagne, while the rest of us take care of the food. Our most recent theme was Spanish foods, which are especially lovely when eaten on the patio on a warm April night. Some sample recipes:
    Wendy’s Patatas Bravas (Fierce Potatoes)
    2 lbs potatoes
    Half a large onion, diced
    1 clove garlic, diced
    olive oil
    2 or 3 tablespoons paprika
    3 fresh tomatoes, chopped
    1 red or green chile, diced
    Spanish thyme
    Boil whole potatoes for 15 minutes. Drain and cool. Dice into 1″-1.5″ pieces. Fry, or “oven fry” until crispy, or until you’re sick of waiting for the potatoes.
    In a saucepan over medium high heat, saute onion and one clove of garlic in a smidgeon of olive oil. When they’re translucent and sticky, add paprika and stir and cook for a minute or so, until it starts looking like paste. Red paste. Mmmm. Add tomatoes and chile and Spanish thyme, and cook until the tomatoes have broken down (if you have a stick blender with you, this takes less time). Taste. Add more paprika if you have it and want to. Hold over low heat until ready to serve.
    Either toss to combine potatoes and sauce, or pour sauce over individual portions of potatoes. Great served with a garlicky aioli to take away some of the heat.
    Karen’s Chorizo with Figs
    1 lb chorizo
    Half a large onion
    2 cloves garlic
    Splash olive oil
    1/2 c red wine
    1/2 c red wine vinegar
    1/2 c sugar
    cinnamon
    cloves
    1 cup dried figs
    Chop up chorizo into 1-inch sections, slice onion lengthwise, and chop up garlic. Heat up olive oil in a saucepan, add the chorizo, onions, and garlic, and sautee it until the garlic is golden brown. Add red wine, red wine vinegar, sugar, three shakes of cinnamon, and a pinch of cloves. Stir it up all, reduce heat, cover, and simmer for thirty minutes. While it’s simmering, roast figs in the oven (I brushed them with olive oil and put them in at 400 degrees, then drank cava until Wendy finally told me take them out already. Maybe five minutes?), and right before serving, stir the figs into the chorizo. This is smoky and spicy and sweet.
    Kristen’s Sangria
    3 bottles Spanish red wine (the wine guy at Whole Foods on P St has some great recommendations)
    2 cups lemon-lime seltzer
    juice of two oranges
    juice of one lemon
    juice of one lime
    1/2 cup triple sec
    two apples, cut up into small bites
    one lemon, same
    one lime, same
    one orange, same
    Combine everything, add sugar to taste, stir, and let sit in the fridge for hours. Add one basket of strawberries, cut up into small bites, just before serving, so they don’t get too mushy. Add some cava if you want to lighten it up.
    This is a guest entry from Karen over at jitterbugparfum.livejournal.com. Thanks, Karen!

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  • 09May

    FlyerCover.jpgUnless you travel a lot, or you’re somehow drawn to airport magazines, we’d imagine you missed this month’s Washington Flyer Magazine. Heck, we would have if we hadn’t been stuck in the middle of a Washigton Flyer Taxi strike at Dulles.
    But, our region’s favorite airport magazine (actually, I’ve never seen another airport system with a magazine, so it’s probably the only airport magazine…) did a series of food articles which are worth checking out. Among them:
    Look Who’s Coming to Dinner – If you were a famous DC chef and could cook for anyone, who would it be? Chef’s answerws include Dave Chappelle, George Lopez (right), Duke Ellington, Thomas Jefferson and, umm, Laura Bush.
    Mexican to Go – A search for authentic Mexican fare in Mexico City turns out to be harder than the writer thought.
    Foodie Fight – Our personal favorite, in that it features the excellent Jason of DCFoodies.com up against two more traditional food writers, reviewing their favorite restaurants .. and then reviewing the other reviewers. It’s a quirky concept, but worth a read. Congrats to Jason on his every growing fame!
    And, most importantly, you don’t even have to make the horrible trip to Dulles to read the articles.

  • 09May

    brownie.jpeMany people spend their whole life searching for perfection; the perfect outfit, the perfect diet, the perfect job. I am proud to say that, while I have yet to find perfection in any of the above, I have located the perfect brownie. It is a thick and rich brownie, with a moist, fudgy, faintly chewy interior. There are walnuts too! The top is a thin layer of chocolate, with mini marshmallows and caramel swirls.
    However, this brownie is difficult to procure. It can only be purchased during four periods a year, with each period composed of 4 days. In addition, it is a costly brownie, ranging from $26 for students up to $135. There is also a dress code to buy the brownie; black tie is not required, however a certain amount of formality is defiantly de rigueur.
    At this point you may be wondering if the brownies are gold-plated, or made by Julia Child (the latter would be particularly interesting as she is dead). However the truth is less exciting. You see, with every brownie purchased, one gets to see a free performance of the Baltimore Opera Company. Or, to put it another way, you can only buy the brownies at the dessert pavilion at the Baltimore Opera company during the intermission of one of the performances. Attempts to convince to the BO staff to let the author simply run in and purchase a brownie have been unsuccessful thus far. Attempts to discover the source of the brownies has met equal results. Thus, this brave author every couple of months puts on her high heels and pearls, purchases a ticket, and travels to the opera house to buys her brownie. And usually stays for the show.

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