This is a good month for trying strange new drinks with questionable properties. The excellent Greek Deli on 19th Street carries Rockstar Energy Drink, which is exactly the type of beverage which must be purchased and consumed simply for the sake of blogging.
According to its its 16 oz. can, Rockstar is “enhanaced with the potent herb milk thistle” and is “scientifically formulated to speed the recovery time of those who lead active and exuasting lifestyles–from athletes to rock stars.” On the official Web site (note the clever URL), you can purchase official Rockstar merchandise, including a stylish trucker hat (my birthday is in July, in case anybody is wondering).
The president of the company is a gentleman named Russell Goldencloud Weiner. The drink smells and tastes like carbonated cough syrup. One hour after consumption, I don’t feel much like a rock star, but the rainbows are finally beginning to melt off the walls of my office, and now I feel an urge to go trash a hotel room.
This post fueled but not paid for by Rockstar Energy Drink.
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23Mar
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One of my karaoke-singing cohorts purchased a can of said beverage for me a few months back. I haven’t worked up the gumption to try it yet.
Wise man. I fear any non-alcoholic liquid that requires detox after.
We tried to get sponsorship from them, and when you call the corporate office, you get directed to a voicemail that never has anyone that calls you back. Then they are rude when you call back and tell them. They “suck” in my opinion.