The good news is, some of us are over-employed (that’s good, right?). Some of us have even moved away from the DC area *gasp* to go to graduate school (not me, I didn’t get voted off the island).
But the bad news is a dry spell for the FUD at the moment. So, to
counteract this terrible state of affairs, we are looking for…..
A FEW NEW WRITERS!!
Were you annoyed by a restaurant?
Do you have some random recipes to share?
Have you discovered the best wine or restaurant in DC?
Do you want to write a comparison article for a particular item or dish?
Need some hipster cred? Good, since that is how we are compensated. 🙂
Then we want you for DCFUD. Send any sort of writing sample to
dcfud.writers@gmail.com, along with a couple ideas you’d like to write
about. It’ll be crazy!
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26Feb

I have a friend that lives in Largo…and he often tries to get us (his friends) to come out to him. He’s cool and all…but it’s Largo! Ok…yell and scream at me! I should want to take an hour metro to PG County from Arlington and wait for him to pick me up there? Not so much. 🙂
Then we found Irie Cafe, a small Jamaican restaurant. He says “want to come to Largo?” and I respond with “curry goat?”
Can’t beat curry goat (with cabbage and rice n’ peas), coco bread, and a sorrel drink. the goat is flavorful, and tastes great covered in hot sauce (ok, that may just be me).
Ok, the sorrel is probably an aquired taste; it is like herbal fruit punch. They also have pine/ginger, Irish moss (really?), peanut punch (um, really?), and cucumber (well, it is in V8) drinks. 😉
My friends favor the jerk chicken and oxtail. They also have beef, veggie, or chicken patties, and various fish dishes, but I have yet to try them. The curry goat always draws me in.
Irie Cafe
881A Capital Centre Blvd
Largo, MD 20774
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26Feb

This time, Hard Times Cafe is giving out some free grub. Today’s National Chili Day, and anybody who makes a purchase at your friendly neighborhood Hard Times is eligible for a free bowl of chili.
While this would have been perfect on freezing Tuesday or potentially-wintry mix coming up this weekend, I’m not one to complain about free food, especially food that I’d gladly pay for anyway. I’ve always been a fan of their Terlingua Red and they do a fine Cincinnati-style as well. Pretty much perfect over a plate of spaghetti or a Coney hot dog. -
23Feb
That’s right! Tomorrow, February 24, 2004, you can get free pancakes at IHOP, and the rest of your check goes to raise money for sick kids. I mean, if that’s not a great excuse to stay up all of tonight dancing and greet the sunrise by cheating on you diet, I don’t know what is! There may be other ways to visit IHOP, but that’s how I do. Call me nostalgic, I might not not be.
So go get you some sugar, ’cause everybody loves sick ki…err…that came out wrong. You know what I mean.
For those so inclined, you can RSVP for the Facebook event. -
08Feb

If you’re at all like me, you often find yourself with odds and ends in the kitchen – ingredients from something else which, while not needed for said something else, will indeed go bad and make you feel shamefully wasteful if they do. Also, you probably like having tasty condiments around with which you can spruce up any drab leftovers of the already-cooked variety. I had just such a situation recently, and ended up making something surprisingly delicious from it.
My odds and ends:
1 Fuji apple, still crisp but on the verge of going soft
2 stalks of celery, which I refuse to refrigerate because it kills the flavor and so they must be used ASAP
1/3 of a yellow onion, also unrefrigerated, left from making something else
3 strips bacon, and why would you waste that?
I always keep on hand, and thus had: cloves, sugar, flour, white pepper, olive oil, cider vinegar and water.
I diced the onion, and sliced the celery (not too thin!), and put these in a saute pan over medium heat to let them begin to caramelize. While that was happening, I made sauce.
I added two pinches of white pepper, a teaspoon of sugar, three cloves, and 1 tsp olive oil to a pyrex glass. I then removed a few pieces of part-cooked celery and onion from the pan, and added them to the glass as well. I covered it all with 2 tbs cider vinegar and 1 cup boiling water, beating in 1 heaping teaspoon of flour.
With that all together, I diced my apple and cut up the bacon into little bits. This I added to my pan once the onions and celery were about 2/3 done. When the apples were beginning to soften and the bacon had maybe half cooked, I upped the heat to high and stirred in my sauce mixture, mixing for about a minute.
When the mixture was all bubbling and hot, I put the heat back to medium-low, and let it reduce until nice and thick, like a compote.
I ate this plain over leftover brown rice, which was more delicious than I’d expected, and will be making it again to put on pork chops, grilled tuna, or, for that matter, more rice.
Adding raisins (sultanas?) instead of the sugar might be a good future variation, as might be adding allspice, perhaps in place of the cloves. But, just this way, it is bloody delicious! -
30Jan

Tofu gets a bad rap. Worse yet, it also gets abused so frequently that one can understand why – tofu is not (a) a substitute for meat (b) a substitute for eggs, (c) a substitute for anything else, or (d) particularly forgiving. Treating tofu like the good little flavor-sponge it is can yield tasty results, but sometimes it’s fun to take it in a different direction entirely. This ridiculously simple (but, alas, not very quick) recipe is great for any tofu you’d like to use as a meal on its own, or for incorporation into other dishes as a side, texture, or whatever. The sauce and egg steps are optional, but make a delicious meal.
What to do:
Cube a block of extra firm tofu (at room temperature), and dice a small shallot.
This will probably only work in a very well seasoned cast-iron pan, so get one heating on high. Fry the shallot (don’t add any oil unless you absolutely can’t avoid it). Now, reduce the heat to medium-low and add the tofu so that it all lays flat on the pan.
Leave that alone for about five minutes, and make sauce:
Add about 2 tbs. Bragg’s (soy sauce might work too), some sriracha, a couple splashes of oil, and a quarter cup of water (or stock) to a glass. Grind in a bit of coriander and some mustard seed. Stir like hell.
Now, toss your tofu around so that it’s all been flipped – what was on top is now touching the pan. Leave it another five minutes or so and repeat, except this time do a half-flip, so the sides get some heat. And, again. 4 of the cubes’ eight sides should be nice and brown. Stir your sauce again, and toss it in, turning the heat back up to high. Stir the tofu around in the sauce, and let it reduce away (this shouldn’t take very long at all).
Now, remove the tofu to a bowl, and add a bit more oil to the pan. Crack your egg and fry it up to your preferred texture (I suggest a runny yolk, it works nicely). Serve the tofu with pickled tindora and the egg. Delicious and healthy!!! -
22Jan

Here is an article from Guest Blogger: The Slapdash Sewist. The original entry is from February and is located here and includes step-by-step pictures. The lovely blogger in question and I were eating rice crispy treats in Teasm recently and she graciously offered us one of her recipes.
-JAY
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Quiche is an easy (though not quite quick because of the long cooking time) dish for a satisfying brunch, and you can make it in almost infinite variations. Here’s one of them.
Caramelized Onion Quiche with Potato Crust
3-4 medium sized red potatoes
Medium onion
Swiss Cheese
Eggs
Cottage Cheese
Milk
Thyme
Ground Bay Leaf
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne Pepper
1. Slice the potatoes very thinly, about 1/8 inch. I use my mandoline for this. No need to peel. Place in cold water on the stove and when it comes to a boil set the timer for four minutes. This will parboil the potatoes to make sure they are not crunchy when the quiche comes out of the oven. Drain. When cool enough to handle, oil your pie pan and layer the potato slices to form a crust.
2. Thinly slice an onion. I used the 1/4″ setting on my mandoline for this. Heat a pan over medium heat and when heated pour in some olive oil and add the onion. Saute until it turns golden almost to brown. Spread the caramelized onions over the potato crust.
3. Grate cheese over the onions. I like to use Swiss cheese because it has a strong flavor that stands up to the other ingredients.
4. Mix up the filling. For this 9 inch pie I used 3 eggs plus the white of an egg I had leftover from another recipe, about half the container of cottage cheese (1 cup), and about half a cup of milk. There’s really no need to measure, just make it liquid but not soupy. Use herbs and spices to your liking. For this one I used thyme, ground bay leaf (it’s Badia brand from the Hispanic foods section), salt, pepper, and cayenne pepper. I normally wouldn’t add salt, but I accidentally bought no-salt-added cottage cheese. If I had made spinach quiche, I would have used basil and oregano. Mushroom would have been thyme and sage. Pour the filling over the crust, onions, and cheese. Don’t get too ambitious in how much filling you make, because it will puff up during cooking and could overrun the pan if you’ve filled it to the very top.
5. Bake at 350 for 40-50 minutes, until it is firm in the center and the top is beginning to brown. The outer potatoes will be very dark and crispy (but not burnt). If you had any potato rounds leftover, toss them in olive oil, place on a baking sheet in a single layer, sprinkle with salt, and throw them in the oven with the quiche for some oven potato chips.
And you have a quiche! Serve warm, tepid, or cold. I prefer warm, but I don’t like cold foods. I made this the night before and refrigerated when it was cooled. To serve, I cut two slices, grated a little extra cheese over the top, and heated in a 200 degree (Farenheit) toaster oven until warm. Yum! -
17Jan

Delicious Living is a free magazine that is distributed at Teaism. The magazine’s tagline is “Real food – Natural Health – Green Planet” and it features some good recipes.
This month, they have recipes for 5 exotic sounding rice dishes and a few winter salads.
Previously, they printed this recipe for spicy toasted almonds. You know this stuff is addictive…so expect the FDA to ban it soon. When I make these almonds, I use Hungarian sweet paprika and a combination of orange rind and mixed color peppercorns, which I grind in a peppermill. -
17Jan
Not even three weeks into the new year, and I already have a serious contender for the highly-uncoveted title of “Worst Restaurant Meal of 2009.” If this meal had taken place in 2008, it would have won like Usain Bolt. If I’d had this meal in 2007, it would have won like Barbaro in the `06 Kentucky Derby. Only a couple of burnt hamburgers-slash-hockey pucks in Des Moines and a ridiculously spoiled swordfish fillet on undercooked linguine in Baltimore’s Little Italy keep this debacle out of the “Worst Restaurant Meal of the Double-Aughts” status. And here’s the kicker – it started off fine but, man, how it proceeded… nothing less than a sin against all that is holy and deep-fried. I shall explain.
A shopping trip in the Virginia `burbs with a friend ran much later than expected, and the Vietnamese place we wanted to try had long closed by the time we walked into the frigid air. Hungry and cold, we settled on a nearby local chain, Glory Days Grill, figuring a warm meal in a lively atmosphere would help lift our spirits. I’ve had decent salads from there before, so it seemed like a good idea. The menu is nothing fancy – standard bar grub but with a Chesapeake twist – Old Bay seasoned wings and real Maryland crab cakes are a nice touch – and with local professional and amateur sports teams’ paraphernalia on the walls, proves that this is a restaurant based here and focusing on here.
Much like “Wedding Crashers,” the meal began promisingly enough. A cup of clam chowder was filled with plenty of fresh seafood and seasoned correctly. But remember that breakfast scene with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, and the movie seemed to lose a lot of steam? Well, the same thing happened with this meal, except much earlier in the film. The appetizer was the breakfast scene, with no Will Ferrell around to save the meal from disaster.
Now, as a rule, it’s hard to botch fries. Les Pommes Frites are about as common and simple of a food as can be found. Cut the potato in to strips. Fry the potato strips. Drain. Serve. Boom. Done. If you’re feeling zany, bake them. Bread them. Make them curly and season them. Bury them in gravy, or cheese, or go crazy like the Quebecois and use both and call it poutine. Just don’t serve them how I got them Friday night – apparently marinated in salt, cooked in salt, coated in salt, and then, for good measure, add salt. I used to bartend at a margarita joint, and we had boxes of sea salt that we used to rim the glasses. A prankster co-worker poured about a cup of sea salt into my Starbucks one day, and that wasn’t as salty as these fries. I now know what a deer feels like during hunting season. I have tasted the salt lick, now, where are the guys in camouflage jackets and bright orange hats?
Sadly, our entrees were equally salty. My friend’s chili mac made her mouth pucker as the saline sucked the moisture from her skin. My chicken sandwich was ridiculously overseasoned, and I might be mistaken as the sodium-induced dehydration is affecting my short-term memory, but my side dish may very well have been the Bonneville Salt Flats. When the server asked if we wanted dessert, one thought permeated my mind – I normally love Teaism’s delicious Salty Oat Cookies, but I had one right now, I would have an aneurysm. Seven hours later, and nearly half-a-gallon of water later, I still might. We skipped dessert, much like the arrhythmia is doing to my heartbeat.
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Glory Days gets 2 Whammies! out of a possible 8. The clam chowder was certainly acceptable, and the server was fairly snappy with refilling our water glasses. However, between the two of us, there are 8 chambers of our two hearts that now need replacing. No one should ever have this conversation after a meal – “My heart hurts.” “Yeah, mine too. Know a good cardiologist?”
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Glory Days Grill
Lots of locations in the region, many of them conveniently located near emergency rooms and defibrillators. -
14Jan

January 20th is less than a week away, and DC food bloggers are thinking about Inauguration Day food. Chowhound readers want breakfast and lunch, Metromix and Express Night Out anticipate ceremonial starvation, and many restaurants are offering specials on the four-day-long weekend holiday.Nobody knows how many people will pack Washington, or how easy it will be to move around by Metro. No reputable forecasters are predicting the weather yet, but assume it will be cold. DC temperatures are normally between 25 and 45 degrees Fahrenheit (-4 and 7 Celsius) on Inauguration Day, but can get colder. Bear in mind that it snowed 10 inches during Taft’s inauguration, and that was in March.
Our advice: Plan for cold and lots of walking; dress and eat accordingly. Wear hiking boots. Eat congee.
DC’s Chinatown (or “China Block”) is close to the Pennsylvania Avenue parade route and the Mall. Full Kee, while short on elegance, is expeditious and economical. As veterans of two decades of Washington’s outdoor MLK Holiday events, we strongly recommend a traditional Chinese breakfast or brunch of Full Kee’s congee to ward off January’s chill.
Congee, or jook, is hot rice porridge with savory goodies added. Seen those videos of Chinese construction workers climbing swaying scaffolds of bamboo, carrying cinder blocks hundreds of high-rising feet in the air? This is what they had for breakfast. You’ll need energy to get through Inauguration Day, too.
Full Kee is a DC institution, and is likely to be busy on the 20th. We hear that Jackey Cafe serves congee, but haven’t been there ourselves. Noodle house Chinatown Express (which you know we love) and fave eatery Eat First are said to serve congee, but we usually nosh other goodies there. We’ll list other Chinatown or downtown congee outlets here as our neighbors supply the information — check back for updates. If you want to fortify yourself earlier, cook up congee or jook at home along these lines:
Allrecipes.com
Bitten
eatWashington
Epicurious
Saveur
Full Kee
509 H Street, NW
Washington, D.C. 20001
(202) 371.2233
Jackey Cafe
611 H St NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 408-8115
Chinatown Express
746 6th St NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 638-0424
Eat First Restaurant
609 H St NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 289-1703
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The preceding post was submitted by guest blogger Mike Licht. His original entry may be found here.  Image by Mike Licht. Download a copy here. Creative Commons license; credit Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com.
-JAY
