The cruelty of bad takeout pizza is a terrible sight to behold. Babies crying, blood everywhere, reruns of reality TV. At least, that was the legacy of the Pizza Hut blitz of
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27Mar
The cruelty of bad takeout pizza is a terrible sight to behold. Babies crying, blood everywhere, reruns of reality TV. At least, that was the legacy of the Pizza Hut blitz of
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pizza mart the best? zaf, I must disagree!
Ah, disagree away, but I will be victorious. Any minus it gets from taste, it makes up for by being open at 4 am. Which would you suggest?
Agree completely about Pizza Mart & Paradiso. Those are the two competing platonic ideals of pizza: greasy, horrible and great or delicious and elegant. Most of the stuff in between is boring.
Good lord! That’s pathetic. I understand it’s hard to find any decent food at 4 in the morning, but you should have higher standards during daylight hours. Ever had Vace’s pizza? Two Amy’s? Matchbox? Sorriso? There is life beyond Pizza Mart.
sadly, i can only offer unconstructive criticism when it comes to pizza. i think the last pizza i had was actually a face-sized pizza mart slice, a year-and-a-half ago. i do agree that when drunk at 4am, it’s tough to beat. though if you’re driving home to the ‘burbs, Mario’s in Arlington is up there in my book as well.
Or what about Alberto’s on P Street? A great compromise of superthin crispy crust, good fresh ingredients and the price a pizza pie should be, unlike the fru-fru places.
Alberto’s is good, but currently out of the running, due to being close for 3-6 weeks for fire. Plus, while they’re good, their pizzas don’t have the same ‘after drunken’ goodness that pizza mart has.
immediate disqualification to ljk for mentioning mario’s! You cannot just use your (bad) ragu as tomato sauce on a pizza. Seriously, that stuff is some of the worst pizza I’ve ever had.
(eek). don’t DQ me. i just have really low standards when drunk. you should see some of the guys i meet…. =P