In our “random postings to keep you coming back” series on DCFUD, Kangaroo may be coming to a store near you sooner than you think.
According to WFTV.com, a driver in Mauston, Wisconsin hit a 50 pound kangaroo with his car. No one has claimed responsibility for the marsupial, leading us here at DCFUD to hypothesize that there are covert farms in Wisconsin designed to slowly introduce kangaroo into the U.S. market.