When the news of wine’s health benefits first came out, alkies the world over grabbed their closest critic, pointed them at the research, and said, “See?”. But if you still aren’t enthused at the idea of shooting your daily dose, try taking your medicine the old fashioned way: In a martini glass.
Pomegranate! It’s seedy and fashionable! It comes in a crazy shaped bottle! I mean, even without the health claims, who wouldn’t want a liquid that stains everything it touches? Try this medical wonder:
Pomegranate Martini:
1 1/2 cups pomegranate juice
2 oz. white tequila
1 oz. Cointreau liquor
Squeeze of lemon
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glasses. Pomegranate seeds as garnish, or use a bit of lemon.
Health benefits:Vitamin C, antioxidants, and a rich source of folic acid and vitamins A and E. Pomegranate helps with heart disease, cancer, skin cancer, osteoarthritis, and, technically, unborn babies tho I guess you should distill out that pesky ‘alcohol’ part first.
Green Tea Over the years, green tea’s been purported to do everything from curing cancer to slimming your ass. It will also do your laundry and make your kids move out of the house. Slurp this, for health reasons only of course.
Green tea martini:
1 ounce strong green tea, chilled
2 ounces citron vodka
1 teaspoon Cointreau
1 teaspoon simple syrup
Orange twist
Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with an orange twist.
Health benefits: This prevention list includes heart disease, cancer, rheumatoid arthritis, high cholesterol levels, cardiovascular disease , infection, and impaired immune function.
Carrots Your mom promised you it would help you see in the dark, and she was never wrong, ever, about anything. Drink to her health while propping up yours
Carrot Martini:
2 ounces gin
1/2 ounce vermouth
1 1/2 ounce carrot juice
1 1/2 ounce orange juice
Dash of Tabasco sauce
Shake with ice and strain into a cold martini glass. Garnish with a celery stick
Health Benefits: We got antioxidant compounds and vitamin A to guard against cancer, emphysema, blood sugar regulation, and, yes, to promote good vision. And Heart Disease. Incidentally, the tobacco sauce will spike your metabolism, help with arthritis, high blood pressure, depression, migraines, flu, ulcers, muscle pains and um, herpes. It’s practically your duty to drink this stuff.