Jon Wye is way too thin to be as food obsessed as he is.  The man who brought you the Waffle Buckle (which he only has one left to sell) and Pirate Chef shirt, belt, and apron now has a shirt where aliens are eating the Capitol (reminiscent of To Serve Man) and he’s launching it with a special deal.  Jon is a regular at street fairs.

-JAY

“This cutie cute blue blob monster doesn’t want to hurt anyone.  He’s just taking his kids on a little intergalactic camping trip. In the morning daddy blob monster surprises the kids with Space Cakes (Translation: Pancakes), mixing the batter out of the dome of the US capitol, and using the Washington Monument as kindling.
With the new BREAKFAST AT THE CAPITOL t-shirt we are offering a ONE WEEK SPECIAL ONLY.  Buy the BREAKFAST AT THE CAPITOL t-shirt in either a men’s or womens, and you will receive a FREE 2009 Gooey DC t-shirt.  If we run out of your size you will receive a $10 off coupon for your next purchase.  (fine print below… I will accept first borns as payment)

Offer ends February 27th at Midnight!  HURRY!  AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (creating drama)

Cheers,

Jon Wye”